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Funny Q & A

• What do you call a song sung in an automobile? A cartoon.

• What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.

• What to you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.

• How do you make a hot dog stand? Steal its chair.

• What can you hold without ever touching it? A conversation.

• What clothes does a house wear? Address.

• What country makes you shiver? Chile.

• What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook? Wet feet.

• What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover? A rash of good luck.

• What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors? A piano.

• What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? It's time to go to sweep.

• What did the necktie say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.

• What did the rug say to the floor? Don't move, I've got you covered.

• Why did the doughnut shop close? The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!

• What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car? A red carnation.

• What's round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle.

• What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook? Wet feet.

• What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.

•What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

• What do you call a song sung in an automobile? A cartoon.

• What do you do when your chair breaks? Call a chairman.

• What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer!