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Clean Fun

On intelligence


He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
Groucho Marx

His mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.
F. H. Bradley

"The stupid person's idea of a clever person."
Elizabeth Bowen talking about Aldous Huxley

"Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon."
Abbie Hoffman

"The only genius with an IQ of 60."
Gore Vidal talking about Andy Warhol

A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind
Anon.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
Anon.

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing
Anon.

Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own
Anon.

He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory
Anon.

He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words
Anon.

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works
Anon.

I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others
Anon.

He does the work of three men: Larry, Curly & Moe
Anon.